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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 22 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-02T01:28:10+00:00

Who thinks direwolves should drop prime meat! Up for the devs to see!

score 51 · Answer 2 · 2018-06-20T10:14:36+00:00

Wolf: Nice to meat you ;)

Me: x.x

score 13 · Answer 3 · 2024-04-01T19:48:36+00:00

Well…let’s say I didn’t know they came in packs…

score 38 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-09T05:16:15+00:00

Every time I hear the howling I just whip out a DB get on my sarco and keep usin the jump on cliffs. That is until I realized these things are everywhere

score 33 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-10T17:57:15+00:00

My friend told me one day that her Direwolf got killed by a Titanboa, I asked her what level the Titan was “6”... What level was your Dire? “80”... She had it on Passive. It has haunted me to this day.

score 32 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-18T21:28:05+00:00

Go pet it, they said. It is harmless, they said

score 38 · Answer 7 · 2020-01-14T00:31:22+00:00

RAISE A CLAN,WORLD DOMINATION WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 22 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-24T01:30:00+00:00

What da dawg doin?

More word

score 35 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-29T15:45:59+00:00

Yay I finally tamed a - OH SHOOT THE WOLVES ABANDON MISSION

Your tribemate Jjjio685 lvl 29 was killed by a direwolf lvl 77

Your tribemate Ieattacos9 lvl 32 was killed by a direwolf lvl 69

Your tribemate Floofdaloof lvl 41 was killed by a direwolf lvl 97

You lvl 35 were killed by a direwolf lvl 59

score 38 · Answer 10 · 2019-10-11T19:33:19+00:00

Pro: Dire Wolves are great for gathering pelt, meat, and hide we should tame one

Me: (aims bola)

Pro: (looks at dire wolves and realizes he got hit with bola)

Pro: (pulls out bear trap)

Me: oh crap

Pro: FINALLY I HAV

Dire wolf: BURP

Me:(pulls out shotgun)

Me:let’s do this

Me(kills dire wolf)

Dire Wolf: (drops ascendant sniper rifle)

Me: HALELUJAH!!!!!!

score 32 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-05T18:32:38+00:00

He protecc

He attack

But most importantly...

Mine look fat

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2026-01-10T03:46:46+00:00

I named all mine after pack members in the La Push pack in Twilight. Hehehe😆😆

score 44 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-05T20:30:18+00:00

When you see one hope the situation doesn’t get dire

score 30 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-29T23:39:56+00:00

Options:run,fight,die

Best option:die

Worst option:fight

Hit the thumbs up pls!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2026-01-05T09:31:10+00:00

The best tame for you people who play a dinosaur game but prefer to ride doggos

score 20 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-19T18:15:27+00:00

THESE WOLVES ARE SO USEFUL AND CUTE!! Especially when they jump like ballerinas and are such cute swimmers!!

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2025-02-12T20:16:30+00:00

One day I was walking in the dark forest with my tamed dire wolves and then I saw a giant ant and then I said: ruuuuuunn!!🤣🤣🤣

score 34 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-01T03:26:22+00:00

I like kittens, and I like bunnies, and I like (sees dire wolf and about to say puppies🐶🐺) OH GOD NO LORD HELP ME!!!!!

score 40 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-09T00:24:23+00:00

When you’re in dire need of assistance, this is you guy

I’ll be leaving now

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2025-08-30T06:16:22+00:00

Me and my cult of Direwolfs:"We shall rule the artic!!!"

My direwolfs untamed friends:"You better pray"

-Dog