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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the land is soaked in blood and tears the wolves of destiny shall come
When the war has lasted twenty years the wolves of destiny shall come
Find the wolf pup of deepest blue, paws of night shall come to you
The largest pup in mountain high will give you the paws of sky
Look for the pup the color of wolf blood, and hidden alone from the rival queens the sand pup awaits unseen
Of three queens the blister, blaze, and burn
Two shall die and one shall learn
If she bows to a fate that’s stronger and higher she’ll have the power of paws of fire
Five pups to open their eyes on brightest night to end the fight…
- slyveevee (in game ark name not real name)
I know I was going to wait till 25 likes bit I've been bored just waiting so here is your story (A Dire Challenge)
Kat and Rex where running away from the flock of man eating birds. "Kat! Where are you?!" Rex was fighting a bird when Kat jumped and ripped the bird apart."I'm here Rex. Lets go!" Rex looked up and found the flock still chasing them.
They ran as fast as they could with their Cubs right behind them. "Come'on let's go pups" Kat nudged her pups "mum!" One of the pups called out but kept running. The all reached their den and their human was waiting. "Who's all my good wolves! What happend out there? Did that other tribe put their brida on you again? Well then that's a sign of war isn't it?"
The human patted his wolves and left the room.