Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Maybe you'd like some pelt, but I'd say just scream like a little girl and run when you see them. Before the pack sniffs out your stinky booty because your character doesn't wipe when they poop
More Direwolf Funny Tips
Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
Wellβ¦letβs say I didnβt know they came in packsβ¦
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
It's like a wolf, but dire
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like βoh look a dog letβs take him in and look after himβ
Ark players be like βoh look a dog letβs knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throatβ
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
One is slightly scary
Two is a challenge
Three is deadly
Four is Terrifying
Five is lethal
Six is suicide
Seven is hell
Eight is way too many
Nine is instant death
Ten is Satin himself