Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
My friend:omg it’s a lvl 300! Come quick!!! Me: I’m trying My friend: Hurry it’s almost woke up! Me: arghhhh *friend calls for admin of the server* *admin comes and gives bio toxin and adds levels* now the wolf is over level 400 later… Me: *checks past tribe notifications* What? Zoey got removed from the server for “exceeding the maximum server level? Arghhhhhhh
I got banned from the server bc I visited herb island and admin thought I was stealing a giga so I got the message “Don’t steal nigga. You have been permanently banned from the server.”
When i went to the snowy biom i (i went on foot no dinos were with me) i keep on runing into then. I was trying to get 400 oil. And then i found my long lost pterdon. Well how i lost it. I was going to get oil so ya i died from some dinos. I and i did not go for about 7 moths.and i was going to get out alive (try to) with my pterdon and 482 oil. And im still stuck because of dire wolves and always ALWAYS have a least best flyer with you in the snow biom.
They r so f********g cute that I have bread them so much I have so many fully mutated (all color zones mutated) and so many not that at my base I have to have my hid toggled off or else I shall crash from all the wolfers name tags XD ❤️❤️❤️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🐺🐺❤️🐺🐺🐺❤️🐺🐺❤️❤️❤️🐺❤️❤️🐺❤️🐺❤️