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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
My friend:omg it’s a lvl 300! Come quick!!! Me: I’m trying My friend: Hurry it’s almost woke up! Me: arghhhh *friend calls for admin of the server* *admin comes and gives bio toxin and adds levels* now the wolf is over level 400 later… Me: *checks past tribe notifications* What? Zoey got removed from the server for “exceeding the maximum server level? Arghhhhhhh
I got banned from the server bc I visited herb island and admin thought I was stealing a giga so I got the message “Don’t steal nigga. You have been permanently banned from the server.”
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