Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
When i went to the snowy biom i (i went on foot no dinos were with me) i keep on runing into then. I was trying to get 400 oil. And then i found my long lost pterdon. Well how i lost it. I was going to get oil so ya i died from some dinos. I and i did not go for about 7 moths.and i was going to get out alive (try to) with my pterdon and 482 oil. And im still stuck because of dire wolves and always ALWAYS have a least best flyer with you in the snow biom.
They r so f********g cute that I have bread them so much I have so many fully mutated (all color zones mutated) and so many not that at my base I have to have my hid toggled off or else I shall crash from all the wolfers name tags XD ❤️❤️❤️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🐺🐺❤️🐺🐺🐺❤️🐺🐺❤️❤️❤️🐺❤️❤️🐺❤️🐺❤️