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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2024-05-27T23:40:48+00:00

I swear i had 50 if these each level 300 i was FEARED when people messed with my friends they were going to expect a couple wolves at there door for revenge best part was each of my friends had at least five of these while i had fifty we where a feared tribe trust me it was of course called death doggies i swear. Had one named moon and I terrorized people with her i was basically a police officer when people had problems moon handled it it was hilarious

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-13T17:58:43+00:00

If you see one your injured

If you see two your dead

If you see more then two or more your done

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2021-08-16T01:16:52+00:00

Can I pet dat dawg?

No, he’s asleep-

CaN i PeT dAt dAwG?!?

*dies*

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-09T20:34:15+00:00

I see a level 150 direwolf

PANIK

Have a acendent crossbow

Calm

500 more appears

PANIK

score 9 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-01T04:10:03+00:00

Had one on mobile and put a clown mask on it,now every time I look at it I say WHY Did I do this and now I have a clown murdurer dire wolf

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-12-04T13:58:40+00:00

If you hear a howl in the distance it is an approaching pack. There is nothing you can do the best thing is to pray that death comes quickly

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-23T14:45:59+00:00

This guy has six pack literally

A HELPFULL TIP MUST CONTAIN A FEW MORE WORDS

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-26T20:54:49+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue if you hear em howl you will be screwed

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-23T13:19:48+00:00

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He stabs your tames in the bacc

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2022-02-14T19:37:02+00:00

He acomin to you front step

He goin to say "mep"

He ganna bite your but

He calls himself the mutt

If you hear a howl

Then grab yourself a towel

Rap yourself up

Hide under a cup

Put on a hat

Hide under the mat

Eat some cake

Find out it's fake

The weird rap of direwolfs

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-20T17:57:34+00:00

Good Boi

Eats face while you pet it

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2021-05-22T16:47:10+00:00

They spawn right on my base door frame

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-23T22:14:21+00:00

If you see a pack. You'll become their snack. Cause if you run. watching you,will be fun. They come in hot in packs of alot. On thier four,around your four. You'll be good as dead like dodo standing next to a mech.

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-09T01:21:08+00:00

*spawnsights in winter* I hear howling AH you were killed by direwolf DON'T ACT NORMAL you were killed by direwolf

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-31T07:02:12+00:00

If u have a pack of these you can destroy any intruders!

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-22T16:24:59+00:00

If you hear one of them You’re good you here to you’re still OK three start panicking four just end yourself

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-12-20T21:06:37+00:00

Oh no!! It’s Ein!!

Aphmau runnnnnnn!!

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-27T23:58:11+00:00

I tried breeding 5 pairs of dire’s and the breeding is INSANE!

They had one triplet and two twins….

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-26T10:40:58+00:00

Does anyone know if you can make wolf pack bigger?

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2021-11-13T19:54:00+00:00

They come i troops if u see them running hope that it’s not u