Chuck Norris: I am undefeatable

Dire wolf pack: you think that now

He attack

He protecc

But most importantly

He bite your but off

Always when I see them even if I am trying to kill or tame a red I go and tame one or all

One dire wolf goes woof

Two goes awooooo

Three together is angry ball of poof

They tear you up at train station

They tear you up at base

Then… your in a dire situation

I will leave now

Hyenadon: am I joke to you?

Dire wolf: Yes. Yes you are *shreds hyenadon pack*

These are great!!!!

Ahooooww

-winterwolf3

Roses are red

Violets are blue

U see the pacc

U know ur doom

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you hear a howl, you are due

I’m depressed, so are my direwolves. Their child died of starvation while they watched... R.I.P. new born dire wolf

Wolf Log:

1 month ago: tamed first Direwolf, Dogmy, was the name level 20

3 Weeks ago: Dogmy died due to Wooly Rhino, level 39

Yesterday: tamed new Direwolf, Ancient Dog, level 44

Last afternoon: Ancient Dog died due to Wooly Rhino Attack, Level 49

Last Evening: Tamed Direwolf: The Dawg, Level 49

Currently: Current Direwolf: The Dawg, Level 53

Once on online someone killed me so then I tamed 70 wolves level 100 then I got revenge

I swear i had 50 if these each level 300 i was FEARED when people messed with my friends they were going to expect a couple wolves at there door for revenge best part was each of my friends had at least five of these while i had fifty we where a feared tribe trust me it was of course called death doggies i swear. Had one named moon and I terrorized people with her i was basically a police officer when people had problems moon handled it it was hilarious

Roses are red,violets are blue,if you you hear a howl,you are screwed

I was kinda bored so I wanted to tame a whole pack. I was kitting one away at a time to knock and feed so if I would get into trouble I would have one to protect me. FINALY only one was feeding and the rest where awake so I went to get the last one but she bit me and got killed and eaten by my tames. When I got home I looked at who was female bc I saw a female with my spyglass. They all were males…. The one that got killed was the only female in the pack. Not having any pups now I guess….

Put a red hat on it and call it cappy lol (from Mario)that’s what I named mine

My dodos are super strong and we defeated a pack some how with 3 dodos

Can I pet dat dawg?

No, he’s asleep-

CaN i PeT dAt dAwG?!?

*dies*

I see a level 150 direwolf

PANIK

Have a acendent crossbow

Calm

500 more appears

PANIK

My wolf jump into the stratosphere -_- I never saw fluf again well until I found his corpse and revived him (on mobile edition)

Sees pack OMG*gives salute for being badass*le mammoth appears *le wolf howl*mammoth gets destroyed they spot me* I try to whistle argy for getaway giga appears rip Phoenix the argy and me