How people befriend dogs IRL
Normal People: Pet the dog. Feed it some dog food. 🐶 Friend!
Ark players: Punch it until it gets knocked out. Force feed it raw meat. Friend???🐺?
Direwolf
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Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
It's like a wolf, but dire
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I…
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like “oh look a dog let’s take him in and look after him”
Ark players be like “oh look a dog let’s knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throat”
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
Booo bad jokes y’all’s jokes suck boooo tomatoes tomatoes boooo
If you find yourself being chased by a pack of these…
You’re in a dire situation…
Someone had to say it