Me: Can i pet dat dawg

Smart person: thats not a dog

Me: CAN I PET DAT DAWG

Smart person: thats a bear

Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names