Like a cute cuddly teddy bear if cute cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent

Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

Oh my its grandma run for your life

Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names

So a film called cocain bear came out recently...

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet