Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: *Walks through the redwood forest(aka the hundred acre wood)*
Dire bear : *Appears*
Me: Arrrggghhh!!!
Dire bear: is you Christopher Robin?
Me: n-n-no?
Dire bear: do you haves honey
Me: nooooooooo??
Dire bear: THEN YOU SHALL DIEEEE
BilltheButthole was yeeted by level 10,000,000,000 Dire bear (Winnie)
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnβt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ