It is a BEAR but a BEAR trap doesn’t work it
Its like a bear, only dire.
So your damage:yes
Enough what:enough to kill a dire bear with only my fist but I’m still left with 10 hp
YOUR TOO DANGEROUS TO LIVE
Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
It is so fat that I got my dire bear stuck in a cave entrance so I will need to kill him then revive him he is level 51
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
The pic looks like it crying.
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong