What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why did u save me
… mhm Monke
Look just below the tail😝 trust me
Imagine the first first Tek disabling creature being a monke
Monkey big monkey climb trees yes
Tame a bunch of these and have your whole tribe ride on them in the redwoods and sing monkey see monkey do
Finally we can have the lion king with this guy a couple of sabertooths, a jerboa, a daedon, and some hyeanodons
So many people got heartbroken because they can't use assult rifles like that viral meme on the internet. But instead they use what Helena calls major poo. This man is on Taco Bell or a laxitive. lol.
Dad? What happened to you? Wait was that my family I murdered to tame you?
The pic looks like my brother chasing me
Grant is a bent shot
Don't eat yellow snow
Remember, Apes alone weak. Apes together, strong.
Beware, it is very dangerous. It is even known to throw grenades 10x more powerful than the tsar bomba and disable armor from the late 2600s.
The mandrill has returned! The yetis cower with fear! The Gigas retreat! The poop throwing MONKE WITH BUTT has returned!
Monkey
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So um what to use on the giga near base poo or bombs?
Find monke kill monke pack feed monke last feed but a ant hits your monke
I have one that I put 20 levels into speed and so ima name him flash he is ALL red
If you find a pack with your friends say that they are passive, bola them then run!!!
So basically, do you need to kill all the family of this creature and then mistreat it until it allows you to begin the tame?, Ok...
MONKEYSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all I gotta say.