So many people got heartbroken because they can't use assult rifles like that viral meme on the internet. But instead they use what Helena calls major poo. This man is on Taco Bell or a laxitive. lol.
To tame a baboon thing you will first have to murder its friends and family including its children. Then you beat some sense into it until it is at less than 85% health then shove food in its mouth against its will and it will somehow start to love you.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
