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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So many people got heartbroken because they can't use assult rifles like that viral meme on the internet. But instead they use what Helena calls major poo. This man is on Taco Bell or a laxitive. lol.
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Wildcard confirmed that the butt is a mutatable color region
The first thing I saw was his assβ¦..π
Reject Humanity...
Return To Monke.
To tame a baboon thing you will first have to murder its friends and family including its children. Then you beat some sense into it until it is at less than 85% health then shove food in its mouth against its will and it will somehow start to love you.
Wait, MY SISTERS IN ARK!?!?!?!?!
Mhmm, monke
Monke
Ark when released: weβre going to make it a realistic survival game with prehistoric creatures to make it interesting
Ark 2021: this massive monkey throws poop that contains parasites that can disable god tier technology upon contact
Dude I hope there neutral animals because I donβt want a huge MONKE raptor chasing me off spawn
I think it should be early game and gain a buff when itβs with others also it should be able to climb trees and structures
I wonder what it will eat π€¨ But most importantly will it eat us?
Sincerely Tek_Reaper