Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-29T18:58:52+00:00

I had a army of monke with pink butts

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-27T16:12:54+00:00

Dinopithicus taming is really traumatic, you essentially slaughter every single monke until the alpha remains. Then you shoot it until its bleeding on the forest floor and i was complaining about shooting a creature with sleepy bullets

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-19T17:28:56+00:00

MONKE

We are strong

We are Brave

We are cool

WE ARE MONKE

-MONKE

Sincerely,

Dragon_

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-18T00:47:33+00:00

Reject humanity

Embrace the monke

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-29T22:43:33+00:00

Ever heard of the saying " Eat Sh!t "?

Me neither, but this guy takes it too seriously

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-23T22:21:06+00:00

Taking flight on arrival. Baboon take flight from cliff and eat me 🙁

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-22T06:24:15+00:00

Find it funny they can get stun locked by a raptor.

Being attacked cancels your attack for some effing reason.

So good luck against creatures with high attacked speed.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-16T23:28:32+00:00

A fusion of a moschops,and a mesopethies, the baboon

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-22T17:56:57+00:00

All this needs is a stick with fruits hanging on the end of it, then he’s Rafiki!

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-09-25T01:55:41+00:00

Hmmm….. Monke

🦍🦧🐵

Be.One.With.The.Monke.

Be one with the MONKE.

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-09-08T05:28:58+00:00

I find it funny that some people are salty about us making jokes about "return to monke."

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-09-02T20:55:36+00:00

Mmmmm yesss we finally have a new monke

AND IT HAS A RED ASSS

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-09-02T15:05:44+00:00

(Sees monke) o it's a red butt monke how cute (it poops right infront of my screen)Me:...........what has ark become

(Reaper sneaks up on me and makes me pregnant with a baby) me again: I'm just....gonna go fly onto my argy and drown myself while being stung by 100 jellies and ripped to pieces by a mosa. Eventually my guts eaten by a basilosaur. Yeah..

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-31T14:15:58+00:00

Monkie.

MAN.

BANANA.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2024-10-12T19:59:05+00:00

The pic looks like my brother chasing me

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-17T22:03:15+00:00

So many people got heartbroken because they can't use assult rifles like that viral meme on the internet. But instead they use what Helena calls major poo. This man is on Taco Bell or a laxitive. lol.

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-24T23:36:14+00:00

So the archaeopteryx lord, jerboa king, Otter god, and defender of bulbdogs have starting warning people about if they mess with their tribe Now it’s my turn the Monke master to tell you if you ever true to kill the monke of any variety don’t be surprised to see poop catapults at ur front door

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-24T14:53:14+00:00

We asked for monkey with a gun

We got monkey with explosive crap

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-20T09:09:12+00:00

I need this thing !!!!!!!! I will rule da wurld

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-08-17T21:38:55+00:00

Why did u save me

… mhm Monke