What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oh my god it’s refeki from lion king the baboon
Poor curios George got addicted to drugss
Dev 1; what should we add today?
Dev 2; GIANT MAN-EATING MONKEY RAPTOR.
Dev 1 what do yo-
Dev 2 SHHHH no talking, Monkey. Raptor
Dev 1 Why wou-
Dev 2 MONKE RAPTOR GO REEEEEEEE
See, monke is superior speesees. Leev hooman return to monke
Dk Donkey Kong! Don’t mess with the donkey Kong!
Guess what? Monkey butt!
This thing has Dino in the name BUT ITS NOT A DINO ITS A MONKE WHY ARK WHY THIS IS BU#########
Gigantopithecus: I am the most powerful ape the world will ever see!
Dinopithecus: Am I a joke to you?
Your lil bro everytime he doesn’t get what he wants 😤🦍
Monke Rejected By Humanity…
Monke Get Mad…
Monke Throw Poop At Humans
Monke eats banana give Monke banana or he well be mad
When he wiped all the crap of his butt the hair went with it😂🤣😂🤣🍑🧻
Imagine if monke could ride a giga while being ridden by a player while having a sinomacrops while the sinomacrops has items
That would be chaos
Mumkey boiiiiiiii ya
Lol
It will like u if you murder it’s friends and family and everyone it’s ever known… what?
imagine logging in and seeing a giant monkey messing up everything you spent hours getting💀
We have shoulder monke ,boss monke , we have masked monke and know monke-o-saurus Rex
I’m happy monke won. We got plenty o’ bipedal carnivorous dinosaurs.
I hope that with this added to the game the mesopithicus will receive the same poop throwing buff as this thing, cuz I wanna become the ultimate poop throwing machine.
Evolution on monkeys in ark:
Mesopithicus
Dinopithicus
Gigantopithicus
King dinopithicus
Megapithicus
-Frog_Mon
I love monke!!!
Very nice
That is all i have to say.