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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-16T23:37:28+00:00

Confirmed butt is a color region

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-08-17T17:02:11+00:00

I need to now where they live on valguero I kept getting killed my thylacoleo

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-10T15:19:47+00:00

Monke uh oh stinke (Blakeyboii0422

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-26T04:01:44+00:00

It needs pants. -Spi

...that's all

just pants.

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-20T22:40:47+00:00

The dinopithicus stood over the creatures of the jungle with pride. It was he, Poofiki, who would bless the holy saber cub as the jungles new prince. As the mother and father arrived he bare witness to the future king. He picked up the cub making sure to be very careful. As he was about to read the ancient blessings from heart he was possessed by the meme force. He ran to the edge of the cliff as he screamed: “Ya-Yeet!”! And threw the cub into the clouds. And that is why my saber is so f***ing stupid.

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-31T20:02:47+00:00

Give banana tame monkey.

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-31T12:50:06+00:00

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

A helpful tip should include more words apparently

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-08-06T16:57:57+00:00

Who he yelling at?

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-19T02:32:23+00:00

Yooo it’s rafiki Great great great great grand father I’m so proud

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-25T19:07:38+00:00

I don't want another huge monkey i already tamed mega monkey

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-14T00:15:15+00:00

Monkey business monkey business monkey business

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-10T00:49:47+00:00

I was walking on my Rex heard something monkeys showed up I got off my Rex headshot them all with a sniper went over an it pooped when it was dead I went like WTF

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-09-20T04:04:00+00:00

I wish they could pick cotton 😕

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-22T04:07:51+00:00

That booty kinda thic do am I right

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-07-15T03:11:52+00:00

Dk Donkey Kong! Don’t mess with the donkey Kong!

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2024-07-13T19:21:05+00:00

Guess what? Monkey butt!

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-17T23:26:14+00:00

This thing got a profile picture before most gen 2 creatures

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-30T08:10:48+00:00

Emp bombs are overrated just throw poop

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-06-20T04:15:37+00:00

This thing has Dino in the name BUT ITS NOT A DINO ITS A MONKE WHY ARK WHY THIS IS BU#########

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-08-08T06:15:19+00:00

Literally won by 1% i had to put more words