The dinopithicus stood over the creatures of the jungle with pride. It was he, Poofiki, who would bless the holy saber cub as the jungles new prince. As the mother and father arrived he bare witness to the future king. He picked up the cub making sure to be very careful. As he was about to read the ancient blessings from heart he was possessed by the meme force. He ran to the edge of the cliff as he screamed: “Ya-Yeet!”! And threw the cub into the clouds. And that is why my saber is so f***ing stupid.