What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ummm if I get one of those eerie versions that have changing colors… would it’s butt shine?
THEY ARE BRUTAL!!! WHY?!?!?!? WHY MONKEYS?!?!?!
Me: Sees one of these
The dinopithcus:attacks
Also the dinopithcus:goodbye my future self
The main excuse why charcara never came...
"MoNkE wItH a GuN"
"MOnKe WiTh A gUn"
And when charcara was never added, not in lost island, new map, nothing...
And it's because of this dum dirty ape!
The monkey can throw poop at creatures.
Me and mah monkeh…monkeh doesn’t wear any pahnts
Why does it look like his jaws are falling out of his skull
In a server i got monkey with purple but
These guys are on valgero in the redwoods I just figured this out
U CAN MUTATE THE BUM COLOUR AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
You can change the tints in the fur of the dinopithicus
So we have to kill everyone and everything it loves to tame it well it’s not duck season or wabbit season it’s monke season
I saw a dinopithecus on Valguaro
These are some thicc mean killing machines they will hurt you, run.
They can be found on valguero which is weird. I know Dododex says they only can be found on lost but no. I have proof
DAM BRO LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS
SHEEEEEEESH
Um what is a mutation ????????????
4 tailed beast deformed with GIANT butt?
‘you save me why”
“Mmmm monke”
A helpful tip should include more words
Monkey
Has butt
And a redesigned ferox