Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-06T21:56:00+00:00

Im just gonna have a huge pack of monke to take down all in my path

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-06T19:26:41+00:00

imagine a mini megapithicus holding a fab sniper. That’s this thing and it’s tameable lol

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-08-05T01:07:45+00:00

Cant wait to throw parasite infested poo at my friends with this legendary monke. Also I hope monke can swim

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-02T04:42:57+00:00

Monkeyhsbsbskshfsajakjshzbzvzgysjsj

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-01T15:52:54+00:00

Here comes another furious George

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-01T02:33:54+00:00

I was Excited for monke with guns but still seems pretty fun

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-31T18:11:28+00:00

Can't wait to ride a monkey🐒 because it will funny

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-31T17:45:05+00:00

Is it a Dino ? Is it a Monkey? It’s a Dino monkey 😂

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-31T14:22:55+00:00

Noooooo i was Hoping for the carcharodontosaurus😢..... but giant M O N K E is pretty cool too 😎

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-31T12:41:55+00:00

M O N K E

Now it's complete I have all three monkes

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-31T03:47:41+00:00

Hmm...

Ark gods:let's have a vote for a dino

Every1: a hybrid!

Random person: baboon!

Ark gods: a baboon is not a bad idea

Ever1: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ark gods: we shall make this a good bugger for them let's add that they are in a troop they climbed many cliffs and they will attack you

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-05T20:53:26+00:00

When you make a single little sound at 3am at night.

Your parents:

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-20T08:24:59+00:00

Slappity Clappity

Your giga army is no match for me

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-26T16:44:22+00:00

Me when I tame my first Dinopithecus: MONKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-11T23:05:17+00:00

Mandrill on steroids. That is all.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-05T20:14:22+00:00

I wonder what happens if you kill an Allosaurus with a army of baboons.

Okay, you know my battle plan.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-23T23:00:01+00:00

BaB00N

B@B00N

M0Nkey?

No, it’s a Dinopithecus!

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-03T03:31:33+00:00

Is fast I think and it probably drops prime meat also probably found in the purple zone with nameless

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-26T19:04:03+00:00

The taming process: ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE!!

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-14T22:19:40+00:00

Squeeze the butt if like this guy🐒