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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
(Sees monke) o it's a red butt monke how cute (it poops right infront of my screen)Me:...........what has ark become
(Reaper sneaks up on me and makes me pregnant with a baby) me again: I'm just....gonna go fly onto my argy and drown myself while being stung by 100 jellies and ripped to pieces by a mosa. Eventually my guts eaten by a basilosaur. Yeah..
More Dinopithecus Funny Tips
Wildcard confirmed that the butt is a mutatable color region
Reject Humanity...
Return To Monke.
The first thing I saw was his assβ¦..π
To tame a baboon thing you will first have to murder its friends and family including its children. Then you beat some sense into it until it is at less than 85% health then shove food in its mouth against its will and it will somehow start to love you.
Wait, MY SISTERS IN ARK!?!?!?!?!
Mhmm, monke
Monke
Ark when released: weβre going to make it a realistic survival game with prehistoric creatures to make it interesting
Ark 2021: this massive monkey throws poop that contains parasites that can disable god tier technology upon contact
Dude I hope there neutral animals because I donβt want a huge MONKE raptor chasing me off spawn
I think it should be early game and gain a buff when itβs with others also it should be able to climb trees and structures
I wonder what it will eat π€¨ But most importantly will it eat us?
Sincerely Tek_Reaper