(Sees monke) o it's a red butt monke how cute (it poops right infront of my screen)Me:...........what has ark become

(Reaper sneaks up on me and makes me pregnant with a baby) me again: I'm just....gonna go fly onto my argy and drown myself while being stung by 100 jellies and ripped to pieces by a mosa. Eventually my guts eaten by a basilosaur. Yeah..