Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tribe mate sent to meeeeee;
Twelve redwood Archys,
Eleven Max out Argys,
Ten Rhinos Woolly,
Nine Otter Cuties,
Eight deadly Bary,
Seven killer Yeti,
Six Rainbow Unis,
Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,
Four Firey Noctis,
Three Dire bears,
AND AN ARMY OF DIMORPHODOOOOON!!!!
-Endermoon ;)
I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with a large closed room have these guys follow 1 dino that is passive but set all the dimorphodon on aggressive, no one will want to go into that room.
Me: what a nice day *sips tea*
Dimorphodon: *takes tea*
Me: *slaps dimorph*
Dimorph: HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME!! MY SIBLINGS, I SUMMON THEE *500 dimorphs rise from the earth*
Me: *runs to base*
3 days later
Me: I-it’s been 3 d-days and I’m running out of food, t-they won’t leave and I think it’s the end... *sound of door breaking* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-💀
I have a lol 206 my hunting partner Kayla I take her out all the time. Well this one time I came across a lvl 150 X-Rex I figured hey I'll tame that guy. Well mistakes were made and the Rex got the better of me. My first thought was oh no Kayla is back there with that Rex. I grab some quick items for defense and run back to where I had died and what do I find. A X-Rex corpse and Kayla sitting on the ground next to it looking up at me like look daddy see what I did. I couldn't stop laughing she is my little Rex killer lol.