Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
My first shoulder mount. Great over-all, can follow you on aerial mounts and cuts the weight of items in half. Does not do a lot of damage alone, however, so watch that it doesn't attack anything with high health. Had one for a week, then decided to name it when he reached level 40. Twenty minutes later, and Thunder died while randomely attacking a level 4 stego. I didn't even set it to attack 😭 RIP Thunder, you will be replaced.
Here is 2 stupid things I did like the moran I am >:(
1 I was riding my argentavis and it was night so I landed on a rock,without a light to show me danger I was scared of everything then I heard a "Pat Pat Pat Pat" and I was so scared I looked in the direction of the noise and slapped it,when I did,I heard the dimorph noise and screamed as I flew as fast as my birds wings would take us(we survived)
2 i was riding my trex,and it was day so I was tired of walking and sprinted and y'know when u cant see anything in your path so u trample it half to death? I did it- I trampled a dimorph,luckily I stabbed him in the heart with my pike :'D (my trex and me survived)
I, the dimorphodon deputy, have been bent on defending and preserving these little bat bois. Archaeopteryx have been my sworn enemy ever since my first time with a bear in the redwoods. I swear to rise a swarm and storm, all who seek vengeance upon my reign you have been warned…
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Me: eats meat-
Dimorp: Slaps meat away from me-
Me: YO DONE MAN! -slaps Dimorp-
Dimorp: -stares at me-
Me: :p
Dimorp: -kills me in one hit-
Me: -comes back-
Dimorp: -30 of them kill me-
Me: I am ashamed with myself :/
Dimorp: YO SHOULD BE! YOU HURT MEH, NOW YO DONNNEEE!
Me: -inhales- do it
Dimorp: -kills me-
Me: 😭
Dimorp: HA
Me: 💀
I had an argy but it got kill by a pack of Dimorphodon
Yay......... I am. Ashamed
So I was flying to home Base and I accidentally hit on of this guy and as I flu over the swamp (the island) I saw behind me a couple more behind me and after I crossed the swamp there what ten and I landed on the cliff and I accidentally got dismounted and they they attack my Bird and it went in the Air and the went in a circle and dimorphodon was behind the bird getting takeing all the hits and fell from the sky a could not find the corpse's
Me: ok I want a dimorphadon!! It’s like an eagle :D
* has dodo on attack target*
Me: hmm maybe my dodo can help?
* attacks dimorph* me: OMG WHERE DID ALL OF THESE GUYS COME FROM!?!? Then In chat it says “ chicken nugget - dodo lvl 12 killed by lvl 5 dimorph. R.I.P. Chicken Nugget