Ok forgot to do this but last part was in Compy but I forgot to put Pt.2 on the top -DragonKing1
Dimorphodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Dimorphodon from ARK players.
Each and every time I try to knock it out to tame it (it’s how I tame dilos)
I always die. One time I was just getting wood for a axe and a level 1 came up to me and literally had the damage of a baryonix
It’s a bird! No it’s a plane! No it’s this bat wyvern Thing
My first shoulder mount. Great over-all, can follow you on aerial mounts and cuts the weight of items in half. Does not do a lot of damage alone, however, so watch that it doesn't attack anything with high health. Had one for a week, then decided to name it when he reached…
My first shoulder mount. Great over-all, can follow you on aerial mounts and cuts the weight of items in half. Does not do a lot of damage alone, however, so watch that it doesn't attack anything with high health. Had one for a week, then decided to name it when he reached level 40. Twenty minutes later, and Thunder died while randomely attacking a level 4 stego. I didn't even set it to attack 😭 RIP Thunder, you will be replaced.
Here is 2 stupid things I did like the moran I am >:(
1 I was riding my argentavis and it was night so I landed on a rock,without a light to show me danger I was scared of everything then I heard a "Pat Pat Pat Pat" and I was so scared I looked in the direction…
Here is 2 stupid things I did like the moran I am >:(
1 I was riding my argentavis and it was night so I landed on a rock,without a light to show me danger I was scared of everything then I heard a "Pat Pat Pat Pat" and I was so scared I looked in the direction of the noise and slapped it,when I did,I heard the dimorph noise and screamed as I flew as fast as my birds wings would take us(we survived)
2 i was riding my trex,and it was day so I was tired of walking and sprinted and y'know when u cant see anything in your path so u trample it half to death? I did it- I trampled a dimorph,luckily I stabbed him in the heart with my pike :'D (my trex and me survived)
I, the dimorphodon deputy, have been bent on defending and preserving these little bat bois. Archaeopteryx have been my sworn enemy ever since my first time with a bear in the redwoods. I swear to rise a swarm and storm, all who seek vengeance upon my reign you have been…
I, the dimorphodon deputy, have been bent on defending and preserving these little bat bois. Archaeopteryx have been my sworn enemy ever since my first time with a bear in the redwoods. I swear to rise a swarm and storm, all who seek vengeance upon my reign you have been warned…
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Me: eats meat-
Dimorp: Slaps meat away from me-
Me: YO DONE MAN! -slaps Dimorp-
Dimorp: -stares at me-
Me: :p
Dimorp: -kills me in one hit-
Me: -comes back-
Dimorp: -30 of them kill me-
Me: I am ashamed with myself :/
Dimorp: YO SHOULD BE! YOU HURT MEH, NOW YO…
Me: eats meat-
Dimorp: Slaps meat away from me-
Me: YO DONE MAN! -slaps Dimorp-
Dimorp: -stares at me-
Me: :p
Dimorp: -kills me in one hit-
Me: -comes back-
Dimorp: -30 of them kill me-
Me: I am ashamed with myself :/
Dimorp: YO SHOULD BE! YOU HURT MEH, NOW YO DONNNEEE!
Me: -inhales- do it
Dimorp: -kills me-
Me: 😭
Dimorp: HA
Me: 💀
I have a few words, THESE DINOS ARE KILLAS! DONT HURT EM’ OR YO DEAD MANN
Instead of being called Dimorphodons, they should be called. . . . . . . . . . AIR CROCKIBIRDCKENS
Ark Dino discorvery: dimorphodon wings were leathery and stuby, more suited for gliding and not flying...
Dimorphodon: how bout I do anyway
Looks like someone put a dimetredon head on an archaeopteryx
They already hold grudges
Never miss with these guys in swamps
Hi just use them to piss of a large predator who try to eat you and don't hit them or your die good running distraction just find a patch of them and don't hit them just get something bigger like a brontosaurus or trick
I had an argy but it got kill by a pack of Dimorphodon
Yay......... I am. Ashamed
So I was flying to home Base and I accidentally hit on of this guy and as I flu over the swamp (the island) I saw behind me a couple more behind me and after I crossed the swamp there what ten…
I had an argy but it got kill by a pack of Dimorphodon
Yay......... I am. Ashamed
So I was flying to home Base and I accidentally hit on of this guy and as I flu over the swamp (the island) I saw behind me a couple more behind me and after I crossed the swamp there what ten and I landed on the cliff and I accidentally got dismounted and they they attack my Bird and it went in the Air and the went in a circle and dimorphodon was behind the bird getting takeing all the hits and fell from the sky a could not find the corpse's
Ok so I summoned some of these demons and they teared through a rex in seconds but one I repeat one level one titan will destroy your flock but they are little sky devils
Me: ok I want a dimorphadon!! It’s like an eagle :D
* has dodo on attack target*
Me: hmm maybe my dodo can help?
* attacks dimorph* me: OMG WHERE DID ALL OF THESE GUYS COME FROM!?!? Then In chat it says “ chicken nugget - dodo lvl 12 killed by lvl 5 dimorph. R.I.P.…
Me: ok I want a dimorphadon!! It’s like an eagle :D
* has dodo on attack target*
Me: hmm maybe my dodo can help?
* attacks dimorph* me: OMG WHERE DID ALL OF THESE GUYS COME FROM!?!? Then In chat it says “ chicken nugget - dodo lvl 12 killed by lvl 5 dimorph. R.I.P. Chicken Nugget
To the guy with the super dimorphodon: you have a Super Dimorphodon. Keep it handy.
Does no dog then kills you in one hit
I tamed a lvl 20 and named it Flamey, he was on passive and died to a theri, tried to replace the poor thing and died to a level five. RIP Flamey