Me:OOOOOOH A EGGGGGGG (turns out to be dimorphism egg)

Dimorph:SUPRISE MOTHER TRUCKER

Me:oh crap-

Dimorph level 30 killed player

They get in the way a lot. I’ll be farming prime meat from paracers wondering around in the redwoods where my base is and then I accidentally hit one of em with my argy,

Next thing I know, I see a swarm a flippity flapping things charging down at me from the light of the sun...

The ark players say that they are the most annoying creature. But how is it annoying when u can equip a metal sword and wait for them to come close a smack em with it, that's all...

Rexes are stupid biting dimos and dieing in the fight against 1 million more!

I see two dimorphodon low level (i think the one is 25) destroyed a 125 trex at the redwoods😂

Noob: oooooo, tiny sky chicken.

*noob fists dimorph*

Game: you died to a level one dimorphodon

Honestly what is this is it a bat a tiny baby wyvern? A BAT BABY WYVERN!?!? Wait.... ITS A BABY BAT WYVERN DINO BIRD FEATHER LIGHT THING ima genius!

Never get this thing involved in a fight because if you hit one the rest is history

I bola them and died because a lot more jumped me

Me on argy : accidentally attacked a dimo

Whole Dimo in the world 🌎: Hello motherfisher

I was exploring the redwoods with my spino and he accidentally stepped on one. Before we knew it we were swarmed by at least 30 of these luckily he was able to one-shot them and slap them all into oblivion and they literally got yeeted into the swamp

If sky piranhas exist, these would be the closest thing to them

Ok hi I try to get a high level by hitting one and they one shot me

Here’s what your need to keep your house and you safe, around 7 raptors, 4 spinos, 6 wolves, 5 bears, 3 calicotheriums, and last but never least, 30 dimorphodons!!!

this shits are like a pack of bees

I was sitting at my treehouse at the lake in the redwoods and I saw a spino spawn, I was worried that it would kill the poor otter in the pond. It killed a fish and then hit one of these 5 of them came out of no where and killed it. I had tamed one once and I thought it was weak but I guess i'm wrong now.

When you accidently hit it while having no armor

Ok forgot to do this but last part was in Compy but I forgot to put Pt.2 on the top -DragonKing1

Name ur character sans and tame an army of these and name them gaster blaster

Each and every time I try to knock it out to tame it (it’s how I tame dilos)

I always die. One time I was just getting wood for a axe and a level 1 came up to me and literally had the damage of a baryonix