Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tame one that’s a good level and then only give levels in:
Some weight
MELEE FOR DAYS
SPEED FOR DAYS
Health
For best results you sould be on a PVP server that you have gotten some tames and a substantial base and go raid someone's base and have your main “wall wreckers” in the front and the normal line up and then after you can get in RELEASE THE DIMORPHS make sure that they are on aggressive and just kill every thing in site and then leave with your loot
Me: *accidentally hits dimorph*
Dimorphs: Roses r red, violets r blue today is ur last day may u Rest In Peace
Me: *runs to my auto turrets for protection*
Me: * realized auto turrets run out of fuel 10 seconds later*
Dimorphs: *took their chance and killed me in 5 seconds*
Me: *throws my device out the window*
They are cute, tiny, hard to hit, powerful, deadly and can fly. WHAT ELSE COULD A GAL WANT? other than a pack of 5000 of these, plus a pack of 20 sarcos, 20 spinos, 50 gigas, 3 titans, 90 glorified anacondas, 40 barys, 911 compies, 60 brontos and 9 Megalodon
Uhhhhhhh, yeah, I want that, PERFECTO
One day the noob comes out of his 1 by 1 house and saw a cute baby dragon thingy, “I want that it is cute and your mine.” *(punches)*
“Aw crap, you scared of a 3 damage hit?” 3 seconds later. “All I wanted was to get something that can fly and now I CANT FIND MY FLIPPING CORPSE BECAUSE THERES A FLIPPING SARCO NEXT TO MY BASE!!!!!”