Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was walking around and saw 50 of these little flying compy’s and I was starting the game and I decided I needed hide so I pulled out my spear and stabbed one they all came after me and I was like why am I dying so quick these guys are so little and don't look like a threat... human LVL 23 was penetrated by a LVL 3 dimorphodons teeth. Turns out I was SUPER NOT RIGHT!!! 😆 😆 😆
So (don’t make the same mistake I did of buying the ascendant creature unlock, unless you like being overpowered, but that ruined the fun of leveling my creatures :( ] but I have been trying to use dimorphodons to do the Strong cave, so I had 3 impossibly high level dimorphodons, I brought them in and they deleted a few onyx, until they started getting swarmed by direwolfs yetis and all the above, they all died… and me too :)
What did sushi A say to sushi B???
Wasabi !!!
What did the cop say to the ice cube???
Freeze !!!!
What did the 1 bee say to the 2nd bee when he was cheating on the first bee???
I can't beelieve you!!!
What did the 1 plate say to the other???
Lunch is on me!!!!
What did the 1 banana say to the other???
Your quite apeeling!!!
I was soloing in mobile ark ( I know lame right!) and there was a Rex nearby and I saw it kill three brontos so I was like I’ll tame it later when I unlocked tranq arrows when I came back it was agroing it self on literally everything then a dimorphodon, and granted it was at 200 health from fighting a bronto but the dimophodon was circle to tight for the Rex and eventually killed it