Me:OOOOOOH A EGGGGGGG (turns out to be dimorphism egg)
Dimorph:SUPRISE MOTHER TRUCKER
Me:oh crap-
Dimorph level 30 killed player
Dimorphodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Dimorphodon from ARK players.
They get in the way a lot. I’ll be farming prime meat from paracers wondering around in the redwoods where my base is and then I accidentally hit one of em with my argy,
Next thing I know, I see a swarm a flippity flapping things charging down at me from the…
They get in the way a lot. I’ll be farming prime meat from paracers wondering around in the redwoods where my base is and then I accidentally hit one of em with my argy,
Next thing I know, I see a swarm a flippity flapping things charging down at me from the light of the sun...
There i was walking around with my raptor and saw like 5 of these attacking a whole ALPHA raptor then they killed it.. i ran and ran you guys have no idea how fast I ran but i ran until i saw none of these things. Freaking savages 🏃♀️💨
I see two dimorphodon low level (i think the one is 25) destroyed a 125 trex at the redwoods😂
Noob: oooooo, tiny sky chicken.
*noob fists dimorph*
Game: you died to a level one dimorphodon
Honestly what is this is it a bat a tiny baby wyvern? A BAT BABY WYVERN!?!? Wait.... ITS A BABY BAT WYVERN DINO BIRD FEATHER LIGHT THING ima genius!
Never get this thing involved in a fight because if you hit one the rest is history
Rexes are stupid biting dimos and dieing in the fight against 1 million more!
this shits are like a pack of bees
The ark players say that they are the most annoying creature. But how is it annoying when u can equip a metal sword and wait for them to come close a smack em with it, that's all...
I was exploring the redwoods with my spino and he accidentally stepped on one. Before we knew it we were swarmed by at least 30 of these luckily he was able to one-shot them and slap them all into oblivion and they literally got yeeted into the swamp
If sky piranhas exist, these would be the closest thing to them
Ok hi I try to get a high level by hitting one and they one shot me
I bola them and died because a lot more jumped me
Me on argy : accidentally attacked a dimo
Whole Dimo in the world 🌎: Hello motherfisher
Here’s what your need to keep your house and you safe, around 7 raptors, 4 spinos, 6 wolves, 5 bears, 3 calicotheriums, and last but never least, 30 dimorphodons!!!
I was sitting at my treehouse at the lake in the redwoods and I saw a spino spawn, I was worried that it would kill the poor otter in the pond. It killed a fish and then hit one of these 5 of them came out of no where and killed it. I had tamed one once and I thought it was…
I was sitting at my treehouse at the lake in the redwoods and I saw a spino spawn, I was worried that it would kill the poor otter in the pond. It killed a fish and then hit one of these 5 of them came out of no where and killed it. I had tamed one once and I thought it was weak but I guess i'm wrong now.
When you accidently hit it while having no armor
Name ur character sans and tame an army of these and name them gaster blaster
Thank you for all of these tip s. If I did not read I wood be dead by now! 😂