Anyone seen "Alfred Hitchcock's: the Birds" ?

Spoiler alert!

These things kill Rexes all the time lol

Sky Compy.

Ah, the birb who can and will destroy all.

Also, NEVER STEAL THE EGGS ;-;

It will forever haunt my nightmares

Dimorphadon: spotted

Pants: drenched

I’m glad they are neutral… just imagine if they are aggressive wild….0-0

I need to attach a bomb

To this things back

Watch it fly and

Watch it attack

It’s easy to do

But it’s always funny

Gues I’m kinda getting used to being king of the ark

Ooh when the base booms

And the tribe runs plus

You know they gonna make it throught it all

They let there guard down

Now there all dead

Guess I’m kinda getting used to bieng king of the ark

Off-brand wyvern.

a few more words

I keep reading these chats and realized that these creatures are just noob killers

Me:I can kill a lvl 130 dimorphodon

My spino kilt lvl 150: EAZY

Me:u sure

Kilt: Very sure

Me:k

Kilt:slapping the dimorphodon

Dimorphodon: u try to battle me

Eye man was killed by dimorphodon lvl 130

Tame about 30 level 300 dimorphodons and send them to kill anyone who displeases you and they will make their body disappear before the first frame of the corpse falling even begins.

One day I was about to do dragon boss battle with 20 max level dimorphidon,and the dragon couldn’t hit them so it was basically a free win!

Just shoot em out of the sky with Tranqs and you got yourself an early game tame.

Dimorphodon, or what I came to call killer parrot after I tamed one are a pain to deal with, they will flock around your head and peck at it, peck at your mount, and to make things worse they will follow you until your dead

This is why flappy bird was taken off the App Store

Dimorphodon: HERE’S JHONNY!!

Me: OH MY GOD! FLYING SKY RAT!!

Dimorphodon: Rude. I gots ta kill you now

Me: * Gets swarmed by 50 sky rats *

Me: Not cool.

I was taming a piggy with my dim called Poopy Butt, I remembered that poopy butt had a levelup so I dropped him, there was an anky watching me tame the piggy and my dim legit flew away and 2 hits killed the anky?? IT HAD FULL HP AND IT WAS A HIGHER LEVEL.

These guys are like flying dodo-chicken-killing machines(seriously do NOT underestimate these Bois)

POV accidentally punched one:

First thing first imma, oh no I punched that poor guy

Wait there’s a thousand of them after me

Ooooooooh ooh a thousand after me

Ooooooh ooh second things second gonna hide right under my giga wait what they just instant killed my giga

Hoooooowwwwwww instant killed my giga hooooowwwww

I ran for my life

Ran straight to my how

But they ripped throught the thatch

And evaporated my dodo

But I’ll run and I’ll run and I’ll run

Knowing they’ll never catch me

Wait never mind I’m. DEAD.

Y does dimorphs sound like (die)morphs