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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
So, once I was walking around near a swamp, when I find one of these guys sitting next to me. I had no recollection of taming it, in fact, this specific one had killed me three times, but there it stood, offering me three eggs and 19 narcoberries. Funny thing was, it was tamed to me. My mind was all like “how is this happening?” I, Uhh, shrugged it off, asked it to follow me to my base and left it there while I killed a few Titanoboas (by a few I mean 15). When I return, the thing’s got 2 more eggs and all my crops have speed grown. My Kaprosuchuses even had 3 more levels to chuck on their huge scaled bodies. Someone tell me what on earth is going on with this Dimorphodon, it’s driving me nuts. Sorry if this isn’t funny to you, I didn’t know what else to put it under.
I need to attach a bomb
To this things back
Watch it fly and
Watch it attack
It’s easy to do
But it’s always funny
Gues I’m kinda getting used to being king of the ark
Ooh when the base booms
And the tribe runs plus
You know they gonna make it throught it all
They let there guard down
Now there all dead
Guess I’m kinda getting used to bieng king of the ark