Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a dimorphadon naked Ditro and I thought “Maybe it I put it in wandering mode it can be like a falcon and I could whistle anywhere for it”. I put it on wandering mode, and guess what? I ran off to attack some dilos. My base wasn’t that safe at all. I whistled for my dimorph and in chat I saw “Ditro- Dimorphadon level 4 was killed by a level 12 raptor. R.I.P. Ditro
Well what happened was that one of these came and wanted to play chase your tail with my level 29 spino (I named him hero) but apparently he just wanted to bite a chunk out of him and once my spino killed the dimorphodon, he was at around 1200 health out of 1900 health. Just goes to show that these things are little devil's.
So (don’t make the same mistake I did of buying the ascendant creature unlock, unless you like being overpowered, but that ruined the fun of leveling my creatures :( ] but I have been trying to use dimorphodons to do the Strong cave, so I had 3 impossibly high level dimorphodons, I brought them in and they deleted a few onyx, until they started getting swarmed by direwolfs yetis and all the above, they all died… and me too :)
So I was walking around and saw 50 of these little flying compy’s and I was starting the game and I decided I needed hide so I pulled out my spear and stabbed one they all came after me and I was like why am I dying so quick these guys are so little and don't look like a threat... human LVL 23 was penetrated by a LVL 3 dimorphodons teeth. Turns out I was SUPER NOT RIGHT!!! 😆 😆 😆