Ah, the birb who can and will destroy all.
Also, NEVER STEAL THE EGGS ;-;
It will forever haunt my nightmares
Dimorphodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Dimorphodon from ARK players.
Dimorphadon: spotted
Pants: drenched
These things kill Rexes all the time lol
I’m glad they are neutral… just imagine if they are aggressive wild….0-0
One day I was about to do dragon boss battle with 20 max level dimorphidon,and the dragon couldn’t hit them so it was basically a free win!
I need to attach a bomb
To this things back
Watch it fly and
Watch it attack
It’s easy to do
But it’s always funny
Gues I’m kinda getting used to being king of the ark
Ooh when the base booms
And the tribe runs plus
You know they gonna make it throught it…
I need to attach a bomb
To this things back
Watch it fly and
Watch it attack
It’s easy to do
But it’s always funny
Gues I’m kinda getting used to being king of the ark
Ooh when the base booms
And the tribe runs plus
You know they gonna make it throught it all
They let there guard down
Now there all dead
Guess I’m kinda getting used to bieng king of the ark
I keep reading these chats and realized that these creatures are just noob killers
Off-brand wyvern.
a few more words
Dimorphodon, or what I came to call killer parrot after I tamed one are a pain to deal with, they will flock around your head and peck at it, peck at your mount, and to make things worse they will follow you until your dead
Me:I can kill a lvl 130 dimorphodon
My spino kilt lvl 150: EAZY
Me:u sure
Kilt: Very sure
Me:k
Kilt:slapping the dimorphodon
Dimorphodon: u try to battle me
Eye man was killed by dimorphodon lvl 130
Tame about 30 level 300 dimorphodons and send them to kill anyone who displeases you and they will make their body disappear before the first frame of the corpse falling even begins.
Dimorphodon: HERE’S JHONNY!!
Me: OH MY GOD! FLYING SKY RAT!!
Dimorphodon: Rude. I gots ta kill you now
Me: * Gets swarmed by 50 sky rats *
Me: Not cool.
Just shoot em out of the sky with Tranqs and you got yourself an early game tame.
This is why flappy bird was taken off the App Store
These guys are like flying dodo-chicken-killing machines(seriously do NOT underestimate these Bois)
Me: I’m going to go attack that bird looking thing
Friend: Go ahead (Looks around suspiciously)
Me: Hurts one
Dimorph: We will wage war upon you!
Me: Turns around
Dimorphism Army: Attack!!
Friend: Hahahahah!
Me: Why didn’t you warn me!
I was taming a piggy with my dim called Poopy Butt, I remembered that poopy butt had a levelup so I dropped him, there was an anky watching me tame the piggy and my dim legit flew away and 2 hits killed the anky?? IT HAD FULL HP AND IT WAS A HIGHER LEVEL.
Y does dimorphs sound like (die)morphs
So I am on my lvl 98 Rex and I hit one then run when it breaks all of my journey man flak armor and I think I am safe when I am attacked by the same one and 10 others
You were killed by a level 130 dimophadon
Your Rex level 98 was killed by a level 130…
So I am on my lvl 98 Rex and I hit one then run when it breaks all of my journey man flak armor and I think I am safe when I am attacked by the same one and 10 others
You were killed by a level 130 dimophadon
Your Rex level 98 was killed by a level 130 dimophadon
The best pvp Dino’s you can hit the rider imagine having 20 high lv ones it doesn’t matter what Dino the other player has