Player:*accidentally hits 1 dimorphodon*
Dimorphodon:*proceeds to send every single dimorphodon in existence*
Dimorphodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Dimorphodon from ARK players.
Your predator drone is ready for deployment!
Whilst exploring ragnarok with my reaper I watched on kill a low level rex I was actually laughing the whole time
Rex: I am a powerful king of the dinosaurs no one can stop me
Dimofidons have enters the chat
Rex hase left the chat
If i accidentally hit this thing with a bunch others around ima be around the map before all of them blink
Human level 105 was killed by dimorpyodon level 13
I'm disappointed in myself
Player: Taming a thing…
Player: gets an alert!
Alert: You’re Rex lvl 19 was killed by dimorphodon
I was on the island on my argy looking for a Rex and I found one after 2 hours and saw it get murdered by a Lvl 1 dimorph
Why are these more powerful and useful than the United States air force
This is my Air Force. They swarm whatever they want
So, once I was walking around near a swamp, when I find one of these guys sitting next to me. I had no recollection of taming it, in fact, this specific one had killed me three times, but there it stood, offering me three eggs and 19 narcoberries. Funny thing was, it was tamed…
So, once I was walking around near a swamp, when I find one of these guys sitting next to me. I had no recollection of taming it, in fact, this specific one had killed me three times, but there it stood, offering me three eggs and 19 narcoberries. Funny thing was, it was tamed to me. My mind was all like “how is this happening?” I, Uhh, shrugged it off, asked it to follow me to my base and left it there while I killed a few Titanoboas (by a few I mean 15). When I return, the thing’s got 2 more eggs and all my crops have speed grown. My Kaprosuchuses even had 3 more levels to chuck on their huge scaled bodies. Someone tell me what on earth is going on with this Dimorphodon, it’s driving me nuts. Sorry if this isn’t funny to you, I didn’t know what else to put it under.
Well my lvl 230 baby almost got killed by three of these after I hit it my bary had 10000 health and it was dropped to 3000 in a matter of seconds and they were all lvl 10 these guys are op
when i was killing some of these when they died their ragdolls glitched and stretched to goofy lengths
“Oh I will collect some wood with no weapons at all because I like to do that” *accedentally smacks one* “hey look one billion lil dimorphs coming towards me” *you were killed by a dimporphadon*
Dimorphodons are birds with a T-Rex head
Go go power rangers
This thing is just a baby pterodactyl on crack.
Me: Cool prehistoric parrot!
Dimorpho: Wut? O No You Dint!!!
Me: To bad that wasn't a dream. . .
People don’t realize you can tame 50 of these in level 150-200+ and you got yourself an boss killing machine.
Ok so once upon a time I saw tech raptor I tame it 99999999999 trillion dimorphodons come and take my raptor from me aka Azura now every time I see one I either tame it ooorrrrrrrr me "cocks gun" also me "LET'S ROCK!!!"