Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So, once I was walking around near a swamp, when I find one of these guys sitting next to me. I had no recollection of taming it, in fact, this specific one had killed me three times, but there it stood, offering me three eggs and 19 narcoberries. Funny thing was, it was tamed to me. My mind was all like “how is this happening?” I, Uhh, shrugged it off, asked it to follow me to my base and left it there while I killed a few Titanoboas (by a few I mean 15). When I return, the thing’s got 2 more eggs and all my crops have speed grown. My Kaprosuchuses even had 3 more levels to chuck on their huge scaled bodies. Someone tell me what on earth is going on with this Dimorphodon, it’s driving me nuts. Sorry if this isn’t funny to you, I didn’t know what else to put it under.
More Dimorphodon Funny Tips
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tribe mate sent to meeeeee;
Twelve redwood Archys,
Eleven Max out Argys,
Ten Rhinos Woolly,
Nine Otter Cuties,
Eight deadly Bary,
Seven killer Yeti,
Six Rainbow Unis,
Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,
Four Firey Noctis,
Three Dire bears,
AND AN ARMY OF DIMORPHODOOOOON!!!!
-Endermoon ;)
I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with a large closed room have these guys follow 1 dino that is passive but set all the dimorphodon on aggressive, no one will want to go into that room.
Me: what a nice day *sips tea*
Dimorphodon: *takes tea*
Me: *slaps dimorph*
Dimorph: HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME!! MY SIBLINGS, I SUMMON THEE *500 dimorphs rise from the earth*
Me: *runs to base*
3 days later
Me: I-it’s been 3 d-days and I’m running out of food, t-they won’t leave and I think it’s the end... *sound of door breaking* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-💀