Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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So, once I was walking around near a swamp, when I find one of these guys sitting next to me. I had no recollection of taming it, in fact, this specific one had killed me three times, but there it stood, offering me three eggs and 19 narcoberries. Funny thing was, it was tamed to me. My mind was all like βhow is this happening?β I, Uhh, shrugged it off, asked it to follow me to my base and left it there while I killed a few Titanoboas (by a few I mean 15). When I return, the thingβs got 2 more eggs and all my crops have speed grown. My Kaprosuchuses even had 3 more levels to chuck on their huge scaled bodies. Someone tell me what on earth is going on with this Dimorphodon, itβs driving me nuts. Sorry if this isnβt funny to you, I didnβt know what else to put it under.
More Dimorphodon Funny Tips
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tribe mate sent to meeeeee;
Twelve redwood Archys,
Eleven Max out Argys,
Ten Rhinos Woolly,
Nine Otter Cuties,
Eight deadly Bary,
Seven killer Yeti,
Six Rainbow Unis,
Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,
Four Firey Noctis,
Three Dire bears,
AND AN ARMY OF DIMORPHODOOOOON!!!!
-Endermoon ;)
Twelve redwood Archys,
Eleven Max out Argys,
Ten Rhinos Woolly,
Nine Otter Cuties,
Eight deadly Bary,
Seven killer Yeti,
Six Rainbow Unis,
Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,
Four Firey Noctis,
Three Dire bears,
AND AN ARMY OF DIMORPHODOOOOON!!!!
-Endermoon ;)
Any one else remember when one tried to eat Chris Pratt in Jurassic World One? No? Just me?
Hereβs a great idea.
Get a swarm of 5000 of these cute little demonic sky chickens, AND RULE ALL OF ARK WITH AN OP SWARM OF CRAZY DEATH AND NIGHTMARES SO EVERYTHING ELSE CAN DIE
Was that too crazy?
Get a swarm of 5000 of these cute little demonic sky chickens, AND RULE ALL OF ARK WITH AN OP SWARM OF CRAZY DEATH AND NIGHTMARES SO EVERYTHING ELSE CAN DIE
Was that too crazy?
I saw a couple of these mini demons make a spino run full speed away π
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying compy? NO itβs the flying Dino which my lvl 150+ spino kills and the dead body flys from the island all the way to genesis!
DO NOT HIT THE PIGEON!! I REPEAT DO NOT HIT IT!!!!!!!!!π¬π¬π¬
I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with a large closed room have these guys follow 1 dino that is passive but set all the dimorphodon on aggressive, no one will want to go into that room.
beter be alone or it wil sent you in a other world
You donβt know what fear is until you accidentally hit one of these and see another 10 coming at you and your dodo
Wildcard: so we made a prehistoric parrot that is found on beaches!
Me: oh I think I'll get one.
Human level 10 was killed by dimorphodon lvl 5
Me: oh I think I'll get one.
Human level 10 was killed by dimorphodon lvl 5