Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Omg this a a storie about my spino and how he died to these guys..
So I was on my thought to be invincible spino and I see a dimorphodon I think oh I can kill that guy so I killed it and suddenly maybe 30 of them come at me and I’m like nothin to serious I run out of stam and they just keep hitting I also keep hitting but my spino fell asleep and there was still 20 of them left they killed me and then my spino R.I.P his name was spine breaker by the way
So, once I was walking around near a swamp, when I find one of these guys sitting next to me. I had no recollection of taming it, in fact, this specific one had killed me three times, but there it stood, offering me three eggs and 19 narcoberries. Funny thing was, it was tamed to me. My mind was all like “how is this happening?” I, Uhh, shrugged it off, asked it to follow me to my base and left it there while I killed a few Titanoboas (by a few I mean 15). When I return, the thing’s got 2 more eggs and all my crops have speed grown. My Kaprosuchuses even had 3 more levels to chuck on their huge scaled bodies. Someone tell me what on earth is going on with this Dimorphodon, it’s driving me nuts. Sorry if this isn’t funny to you, I didn’t know what else to put it under.