Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2024-09-13T06:51:46+00:00

Peck peck,he’ll send you to heck.

-Dog

score 23 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-27T07:58:53+00:00

Omg this a a storie about my spino and how he died to these guys..

So I was on my thought to be invincible spino and I see a dimorphodon I think oh I can kill that guy so I killed it and suddenly maybe 30 of them come at me and I’m like nothin to serious I run out of stam and they just keep hitting I also keep hitting but my spino fell asleep and there was still 20 of them left they killed me and then my spino R.I.P his name was spine breaker by the way

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2025-05-26T18:16:49+00:00

when i was killing some of these when they died their ragdolls glitched and stretched to goofy lengths

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-10T15:39:38+00:00

Whilst exploring ragnarok with my reaper I watched on kill a low level rex I was actually laughing the whole time

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2025-05-06T21:02:42+00:00

Go go power rangers

score 15 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-10T03:01:13+00:00

Me:pats dimorphodon

EVERY DIMORPHODON: DIEEEE

me: runs to base

Dimos: Really ur roof isn’t fully don

Me realizing my roof isn’t don: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2026-02-06T22:36:09+00:00

Me: I’m going to go attack that bird looking thing

Friend: Go ahead (Looks around suspiciously)

Me: Hurts one

Dimorph: We will wage war upon you!

Me: Turns around

Dimorphism Army: Attack!!

Friend: Hahahahah!

Me: Why didn’t you warn me!

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2025-07-29T10:34:58+00:00

I tamed a 140 and kept it on my shoulder, IT DOES 120 DAMAGE?!??? WTH!

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2025-04-18T21:20:27+00:00

Ok so once upon a time I saw tech raptor I tame it 99999999999 trillion dimorphodons come and take my raptor from me aka Azura now every time I see one I either tame it ooorrrrrrrr me "cocks gun" also me "LET'S ROCK!!!"

score 24 · Answer 10 · 2019-05-15T21:30:30+00:00

The birds from the silence.... which idiot opened the cave?!?! You fools you have killed us all!!

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2024-08-17T07:25:32+00:00

Player:*accidentally hits 1 dimorphodon*

Dimorphodon:*proceeds to send every single dimorphodon in existence*

score 13 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-02T00:16:02+00:00

Player: Taming a thing…

Player: gets an alert!

Alert: You’re Rex lvl 19 was killed by dimorphodon

score 15 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-26T00:43:18+00:00

Human level 105 was killed by dimorpyodon level 13

I'm disappointed in myself

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2025-07-09T23:15:06+00:00

Why are these more powerful and useful than the United States air force

score 24 · Answer 15 · 2018-12-04T15:01:55+00:00

Your predator drone is ready for deployment!

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-25T12:13:25+00:00

Rex: I am a powerful king of the dinosaurs no one can stop me

Dimofidons have enters the chat

Rex hase left the chat

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2025-10-05T04:03:57+00:00

A man slaps dem all in the face and uses his fists to KO them

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-21T15:33:04+00:00

This thing is just a baby pterodactyl on crack.

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-06T10:17:04+00:00

People don’t realize you can tame 50 of these in level 150-200+ and you got yourself an boss killing machine.

score 16 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-25T22:14:04+00:00

Me: Cool prehistoric parrot!

Dimorpho: Wut? O No You Dint!!!

Me: To bad that wasn't a dream. . .