Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2019-01-11T01:31:00+00:00

One day the noob comes out of his 1 by 1 house and saw a cute baby dragon thingy, “I want that it is cute and your mine.” *(punches)*

“Aw crap, you scared of a 3 damage hit?” 3 seconds later. “All I wanted was to get something that can fly and now I CANT FIND MY FLIPPING CORPSE BECAUSE THERES A FLIPPING SARCO NEXT TO MY BASE!!!!!”

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-25T14:18:07+00:00

These are passive agrasive mean they only attack you if you attack them

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-28T05:56:54+00:00

I have a lvl 986 on my shoulder so when I punch something he attacks to

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-20T04:27:22+00:00

Me: tries to hit a dodo

Also me: misses and hits a dimorphidon

The game: You done screwed up

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-31T00:35:45+00:00

Random Dude: Small creatures are ALWAYS easy to kill

Also Random Dude: (In the Swamp)

Dimorphodon: So you have chosen, death…

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-30T23:05:38+00:00

These guys make the best noises. Perfect to hide in enemys' bases...

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-22T21:46:48+00:00

I’m sorry I meant meat not berries

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-15T14:27:46+00:00

When you first join ark and you wanna tame this cutie untill

Me: awww so cute this will be my first dinosaur *walks up to it slowly*

Dimorph: OOGA BOOGA SICKA LACKA WAAAA *summons 50 more dimorphs*

Me* walking away slowly*

All 50 dimorphs: !

Me: *takes one step*

Server: you have died to dimorphs

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-02-17T00:39:32+00:00

They are dumb they are really dumb

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-27T01:57:46+00:00

These guys are pigeons on steroid, consuming human meat for all 3 meals of the day.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-19T19:09:33+00:00

Amaraberries are red

Azulaberries are blue

This is deadly

But also super cute

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-14T04:04:30+00:00

Everyone lost island is free and 1⁰00000000000x better than the IsLaNd like it's like amazing but lost island is supercalafragalisticexbealadocios yes I am MaRy PoPiNS

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-20T16:46:05+00:00

I’m playing singleplayer and I plan on doing the Central Cave, time to tame a pack of these :)

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-12-08T12:24:33+00:00

A lvl 25 of this just killed my fresh tamed 180 yuty….. let that ain’t in because how even

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2022-03-20T17:12:40+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 16 · 2024-07-08T17:49:18+00:00

Once I found a white one on multiplayer and I was so pretty! I named her Icey. U was offline and someone killed her. She was my first ever dimo. One up = one hate for the killer of Icey.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2024-06-20T02:34:27+00:00

One time I was like aww I need that I hit it then like 85 killed me in 5 seconds.moral of story do not try to punch out a dimormpadon

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2022-07-27T12:57:47+00:00

I was trying to tame a dimorphodon and he flew right into a thyler and I died because he ran to his friend then I went back for my stuff and it was gone darn you dimorphodon pls press the up

score -6 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-06T01:36:26+00:00

Mine almost killed me when I was a low level finally knocked it out then named it DIE NOOB