Me: tries to hit a dodo

Also me: misses and hits a dimorphidon

The game: You done screwed up

One day the noob comes out of his 1 by 1 house and saw a cute baby dragon thingy, “I want that it is cute and your mine.” *(punches)*

“Aw crap, you scared of a 3 damage hit?” 3 seconds later. “All I wanted was to get something that can fly and now I CANT FIND MY FLIPPING CORPSE BECAUSE THERES A FLIPPING SARCO NEXT TO MY BASE!!!!!”

These are passive agrasive mean they only attack you if you attack them

Random Dude: Small creatures are ALWAYS easy to kill

Also Random Dude: (In the Swamp)

Dimorphodon: So you have chosen, death…

These guys make the best noises. Perfect to hide in enemys' bases...

I’m sorry I meant meat not berries

They are dumb they are really dumb

When you first join ark and you wanna tame this cutie untill

Me: awww so cute this will be my first dinosaur *walks up to it slowly*

Dimorph: OOGA BOOGA SICKA LACKA WAAAA *summons 50 more dimorphs*

Me* walking away slowly*

All 50 dimorphs: !

Me: *takes one step*

Server: you have died to dimorphs

These guys are pigeons on steroid, consuming human meat for all 3 meals of the day.

Amaraberries are red

Azulaberries are blue

This is deadly

But also super cute

Everyone lost island is free and 1⁰00000000000x better than the IsLaNd like it's like amazing but lost island is supercalafragalisticexbealadocios yes I am MaRy PoPiNS

A lvl 25 of this just killed my fresh tamed 180 yuty….. let that ain’t in because how even

I’m playing singleplayer and I plan on doing the Central Cave, time to tame a pack of these :)

Once I found a white one on multiplayer and I was so pretty! I named her Icey. U was offline and someone killed her. She was my first ever dimo. One up = one hate for the killer of Icey.

One time I was like aww I need that I hit it then like 85 killed me in 5 seconds.moral of story do not try to punch out a dimormpadon

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I was trying to tame a dimorphodon and he flew right into a thyler and I died because he ran to his friend then I went back for my stuff and it was gone darn you dimorphodon pls press the up

Mine almost killed me when I was a low level finally knocked it out then named it DIE NOOB

Ya doin ya meat runs you accidentally step on one of these fuckers and now you got 300 behind you