Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
They are dumb they are really dumb
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POV accidentally punched one:
First thing first imma, oh no I punched that poor guy
Wait thereโs a thousand of them after me
Ooooooooh ooh a thousand after me
Ooooooh ooh second things second gonna hide right under my giga wait what they just instant killed my giga
Hoooooowwwwwww instant killed my giga hooooowwwww
I ran for my life
Ran straight to my how
But they ripped throught the thatch
And evaporated my dodo
But Iโll run and Iโll run and Iโll run
Knowing theyโll never catch me
Wait never mind Iโm. DEAD.
Deck the halls with bad ideas fa la la la la la la la la smack the dragon watch it scream fa la la la la la la la now the world is blown to pieces fa la la fa la la la la la fa la la arenโt you glad you smacked these demons fa la la la la la la la la
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tribe mate sent to meeeeee;
Twelve redwood Archys,
Eleven Max out Argys,
Ten Rhinos Woolly,
Nine Otter Cuties,
Eight deadly Bary,
Seven killer Yeti,
Six Rainbow Unis,
Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,
Four Firey Noctis,
Three Dire bears,
AND AN ARMY OF DIMORPHODOOOOON!!!!
-Endermoon ;)
Hereโs a great idea.
Get a swarm of 5000 of these cute little demonic sky chickens, AND RULE ALL OF ARK WITH AN OP SWARM OF CRAZY DEATH AND NIGHTMARES SO EVERYTHING ELSE CAN DIE
Was that too crazy?
I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with a large closed room have these guys follow 1 dino that is passive but set all the dimorphodon on aggressive, no one will want to go into that room.
Me: what a nice day *sips tea*
Dimorphodon: *takes tea*
Me: *slaps dimorph*
Dimorph: HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME!! MY SIBLINGS, I SUMMON THEE *500 dimorphs rise from the earth*
Me: *runs to base*
3 days later
Me: I-itโs been 3 d-days and Iโm running out of food, t-they wonโt leave and I think itโs the end... *sound of door breaking* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-๐
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you hit me,
My friends will come after you.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying compy? NO itโs the flying Dino which my lvl 150+ spino kills and the dead body flys from the island all the way to genesis!
To the guy that said he saw them scare a Spino, same
Deadlier than one would expect