Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimetrodon? Funny dimetrodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-05T11:54:20+00:00

So I’m flying i see one I try grabbing it with my pet but then in less then a second a crocidile grabs me then I use my enchanted sword to kill it then two snakes come my sword was so strong they didn’t hit me I kill them then get one my mount then I never tried taming it again

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-17T23:43:41+00:00

I just seem to want to help and I don’t know what the hell to do with it lol

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-25T19:32:32+00:00

This dude is like the compy but more picky, change my mind

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-25T02:21:57+00:00

I didn’t know that this things existed but they remind me of my fat uncle and my drugged nana

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-20T13:11:58+00:00

Some crazy lab scientist wanted to make a new creature. He took a spino and shrunk it down. The result was an air conditioner so he just threw it out the window.

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-01T19:55:54+00:00

Baby spinal be like

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-11T19:55:55+00:00

No one:

Me on Christmas Eve night:

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2020-09-27T03:02:44+00:00

No one cares about me and the community and they never will :(

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-26T22:05:10+00:00

I forgot that this thing exists

score -5 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-15T21:58:18+00:00

I just shit myself... send help

score -8 · Answer 11 · 2019-02-11T21:23:00+00:00

Some flipping way I almost got one shot by this thing with like 329 health and the a stupid titanoboa comes out of no wear and knocks me out this game is sooo broken lol