Some flipping way I almost got one shot by this thing with like 329 health and the a stupid titanoboa comes out of no… | Dimetrodon Funny

2561 points 😂 Funny May 4, 2020 Report

Too bad you couldn’t mate this with a Baryonyx to make a spino.

316 points 😂 Funny Mar 18, 2020 Report

Me: can I have a spino?

Mom: no we already have a spino at home

Spino at home:

461 points 😂 Funny Mar 15, 2017 Report

Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.

419 points 😂 Funny Jun 6, 2017 Report

Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.

2 points 😂 Funny Jul 29, 2026 Report

I always thought it was a baby spino😔

349 points 😂 Funny Feb 22, 2018 Report

A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen

235 points 😂 Funny Jun 10, 2018 Report

To whoever said that if you tame a lvl 300 dimetro with cooked fish is a legend,

I did it.and i regret it.

155 points 😂 Funny Jan 15, 2021 Report

Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.

100 points 😂 Funny May 27, 2021 Report

A dimetrodon is closer related to humans than dinosaurs, not really funny just a fact

109 points 😂 Funny Sep 12, 2020 Report

When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos

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