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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimetrodon? Funny dimetrodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I feel like they just completely mixed up everything about this creature. It can only be stopped by a LARGE bear trap which is bigger than it, it can't be carried by even a megalo which can carry a goddamn parasaur which is 3 times its size, and it's as hard to tame as a giga, using freaking quetz kibble. All for an adorable little mini spino who's only good for incubating eggs (which isn't really that hard to do without it) and making kibble for galli's.
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I don't see anything wrong if you don't ;)
ARK devs making dimetrodon
1. Hey see dat Spino over dere?
2. Yeah why
1. Make it 5 times smaller and have a circular spine.
2. OK..?
1. Alright now give it the legs of a Lystrosaurus
2. What are you doing...
1. Just do it.
2. Alright.
1. Now make it have a weird yellow egg.
2. OK.
3. What is this..?
1. Our creation.
3. Woah cool.
4. Pretty epic mate! Looks like the dimetrodon I saw at a museum yesterday.
1. Call it that.