Me: can I have a spino?
Mom: no we already have a spino at home
Spino at home:

Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.

Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.

Silly baby spino thinks it can kill me
Silly baby spino can’t try to kill me anymore.

People: you suck
Dimetrodon: you underestimate my power!
People: don't try it
Dimetrodon: *screaming and toasting in the tek caves lava*

This thing is SO FREAKING CUTE I found one when I was like level 27 and I didn’t have much stuff so when I tamed one I was like thank the gods I got one, they are the size of a lytro look like a moschops have the feet and back of a spino and can swim as fast as a sarco I tamed a level 120 and it killed a sarco and a titanoboa and after I upgraded it it had 8780 health and it was slow but it had a butt ton of attack damage it could three shot a low level sarco like 10 or just a low level

Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.

Me thinking its my size: Well this gonna be hard. Reality: awe they so tiny BUT THEY BITE

A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen

When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos