Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-27T20:31:24+00:00

Velciraptor see Dilo in ark turkey sized velciractor in real life See big Chungus super sized dilo

score -5 · Answer 2 · 2019-05-03T22:23:49+00:00

Funny. Hm hnbmbhmbkbhkhbk

score -5 · Answer 3 · 2019-04-13T19:10:28+00:00

I don’t know the secret word.

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-21T17:05:56+00:00

Love it when he spits in my face after a long day of beating his meat😏

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-19T12:32:27+00:00

How to tame a dilo

1. Punch in the butt into its Sleep

2. Shove meat up it's butt

3. Name it

4. You got your dilo then betrays you

5. You die by your own dilo

Dilo: Hahaha this is for taming me I'm free now

The other dilo's that are tame:We are free free free

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2019-07-28T01:06:56+00:00

At first i was scared of this guys. Now i eat them for breakfast. ;D

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-23T13:30:21+00:00

Fvrvrvrh gffgggg gffdfff ugrhrbrb

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2021-09-27T16:31:41+00:00

Warning keep distance from me or I will spit bubble gum on you

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2021-08-25T07:15:36+00:00

Annoying bastards.... you won’t imagine how many tames I lost just because they were spawning in my base...

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-16T11:30:06+00:00

Fun fact dilos didn't spit and they didn't have those frills they just had those weird head things and they were basically a more evolved raptor

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-15T11:12:32+00:00

Yystiekyrj

Bdhifgkdl

Santa Monica number online

Fefhftydghdc some not my little girl someone

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-11T11:43:01+00:00

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

score -6 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-06T00:42:52+00:00

Without a spear you’ll get fucked up 😡

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-10T21:09:38+00:00

I saw one kill a Rex I tamed it and named him gigachad

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-10T21:06:46+00:00

They are so easy to tame just knock it out and feed it meat

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-09T06:05:40+00:00

I had three and I named them Oopsy, Moopsy and Doopsy. I XP them a lot and they were all level 30 and above. Well and enemy tribe came and Oopsy Moopsy and Doopsy gone.

And a message for the guys who killed Oopsy Moopsy and Doopsy:

Sleep well tonight, while I be killing all of your tames. VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thenks for reading 🙂

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-30T02:35:53+00:00

Call 1800-NoobiesNow-to-stop-the-killing-of-noobs!-dilos-are-killing-noobs-every-day!-save-the-noobs

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-17T01:16:13+00:00

I got an apocalypse of those little mother. Never mind the point is those baby stupid swarm damaging idiots killed me even thought I had nothing

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-07T18:59:50+00:00

Okay just a tip for you noobs they’re a very easy passive tame put berries in your hot bar to tame it

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2021-10-21T21:57:36+00:00

Well I was just getting some beerys then I come a cross 5 dilos fighting 2 pachys is all the who’ll thing till I died huh huh but the pachys won so dilos are weak and annoying but dumb.