Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.

Spawns in: huh this is cool. turns around looks at dilo me be like: JURASSIC PARK!!!!!!🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

You start up the game the dilos it’s human season

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

So I hosted a private for me and my friends and while I was getting the right setting I decided it would be funny to set the max level for wild creatures to 650. When I started me and two of my friends who just so happened to join the moment I started it. We saw a level 125 parasour right away; than a level 85 PT. But the king of them all was a level 135 dilo; he ruled with an iron fist and killed like ten times each until we killed him.- Allen