Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:Allright frillface imma tame u tomorrow
Dilo:uh no.
Me:why?
Dilo:CUS YOU'LL BE DEAD TOMORROW LOLOLOL!*spits poison*
Me:MAH EYES!REEEEE GET IT OFF!AHHHH!IT BURNSSSSSSS.
dilo:hehheh he'll not be botherin me no more.(this actually happened.no lie.)halp mi.and then the dilo proceeds to kill my fave tame the DODO.updoot.x-x
I tamed a lvl 300 one of these and I hated him cause I had a lvl 100 spino female but I kept the dilo but only fed it cooked fish meat and shot it with a longneck every time I went out of base and called it “idiot” and one day I decided to use my last 15 spare bullets on shooting the dilo and suddenly he attacked me even though he was tamed so I unclaimed him and used some more bullets to finish him off...ever since that day, I breeded dilos and killed the baby’s
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