Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
*me starting out in ark not nothing what a dodo ate*
*Also me* - “ oh look what’s dis hope it ain’t a raptor and won’t eat my frickin soul”
* dilo* “ oh who dis I will murder dem and destroy there whole Career and life cause I’m a dilo and I do that”
*Me again* “ frennnnn”
* dilo * who da heck you calling fren * and casually murders me *
I once to this guys base and he had over one hundred of these things so we took them to see what they could kill, and we chose a Rex (never choose a red) and in less than 30 seconds all the dilos were dead and we were running for our lives!!!😂 If you ever see XSsllaayyeerrX tell him I have his innovatory🙃!!! 🔝=These things have sucky health!
While I was taming my first pterodactyl in my early levels, just as it was getting to 90% tamed, it was killed by a dilo. All I had at the time was my bat so I knocked it out and decided to tame it, but just so I would know if I ever wanted to do some suicide mission or just kill something, I named it “friend killer”. I later ended up killing it after getting close to my max tames, but he was fun bait for a spino around my base.
The first time I played ark this thing attacked me and I was like wow what is that and then it poisoned me and I ran and ran till I was winded to catch my breath but I had back up me and my 10000 of dodos some how killed it my dodos almost died but I gave them all food the dodos at the front attacking died so *u*p*v*o*t*e* so people can see this!