Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
i got into a server and gpt me a house and i tamed 2 dilos a 203 and a 150 so i decide to let them mate so on my way to get campfire mats a lvl 86 d*** named tobi killed me and my two dilos but i managed to save the egg his name is spitfire and ive had him for at least 50 lvls before he died
*me starting out in ark not nothing what a dodo ate*
*Also me* - “ oh look what’s dis hope it ain’t a raptor and won’t eat my frickin soul”
* dilo* “ oh who dis I will murder dem and destroy there whole Career and life cause I’m a dilo and I do that”
*Me again* “ frennnnn”
* dilo * who da heck you calling fren * and casually murders me *
I once to this guys base and he had over one hundred of these things so we took them to see what they could kill, and we chose a Rex (never choose a red) and in less than 30 seconds all the dilos were dead and we were running for our lives!!!😂 If you ever see XSsllaayyeerrX tell him I have his innovatory🙃!!! 🔝=These things have sucky health!