Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

When you get to high level they equal a pigeon pooping on your porch.

The first time I played ark I remember vividly. I spawned on a beach in the west on the island. When this bro greeted me to the world with a big mouth fart of venom. The good old days 🤔.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

R.I.P Dennis the mutated Dilo. Now we must avenge him by KILLING EVERY UNICORN WE SEE

Check Funny Tips on Unicorn to see what I'm on about

1^=1 prayer for Dennis

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

Real men stand still and dare this thing to spit in their eye

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)