How to make a pancake

1. Get an army of Pteranodon

2. Make the raw pancake fall down

3. Make the desert floor an oven by sacrificing your army to the gods

4. Enjoy!

Me on my Tape:tryin to tame the desert titan

The Desert Titan:FLOCK

the flock:I’m about to end this man’s whole career

Also me:(dies)

The Titan and the flock:Victory Royal(I think Fortnite’s a dumb game)

I'm not a fish

I am a titan

Live not in mist

So I'll start bitin'

Someday I'll die

In a good fight

But before that

I'll just take flight

Ooohh

Somebody comin' now

Ooooh

As you listen for my sound

Woooohh

I'm right behind you

Wooooooh

So start coming at me, dude.

OOOOOHHHHHH

OOOHHHHHHHHHH

I dont really care about youuu

No I dont really care

And I dont really care about youuu

Man your just such a mess

Your putting be under my stress.

-Beanzles!-

I’LL SHOOT LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lvl 1 survivor: Look it’s the flying sea monster!

Level 100 survivor: No it’s a manta on drugs!

Level 150 Desert Titan: Shut the F*** up I’m a desert titan!

*Kills everyone on server*

You: Is it a bird? Friend: Is it a plane? Ark: No, it’s a giant manta thing that you can build a base on! You+Friend: UUUUUUUUMMMM?

When u tame this thing, call it an imperial ship and snow owls tie fighters, It would be so epic and u can just terrify people and take the whole server with it.

Me: Hello Mr. Flap Flap, can I check out your flappers?

Flap Flap: Sure little survivor!

Me: Better not be a trap…

Flap Flap: See it?

Me: No, where? O sho-

*attacks with the wing flapper thing*

Me: *Hurts*

GitezGood

The desert titan should look like a giant MOTHERLOVING sand covered MONSTER with five eyes that shoots Stupid laser beams from a gem in the middle of it’s forehead!

The admin commands agree that it is a kaiju

~CPG

Hi king titan hi crumb well im dead(king titan stomps)WHEEE!!!

Remember that manta that all ways killed you?This is him now.Feel old yet?

Don’t ask how it can fly it will probably say if you believe and work hard you can do anything

Real men tame with slingshot and a cloth shirt…

Because real men are overly stupid

Hi if you are reading this:

Build a base on this bad boy and you can call yourself an official Ark Pro horray for you (I mean that)

It's an air Titan!It's a water Titan. No it's a desert Titan... because that makes sense.

Desert titan is Spanish for a sea pancake

Wow it’s as big as my ex girlfriend

Me after coming drone the bottom of the ocean

I’ve heard they love to cuddle. Just stand still on him, and it rains down blue supply drops. Oh, I forgot to mention it’s the smallest Dino in the game so far. I’ve even heard that if you kill it, the Karma monster will come after you for hurting such a nice, gentle, and undefended creature. Anyway, I hope my pro advice comes in handy. Don’t forget to tell your noob friends all about them! ;) xD